🎉 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE FARMINGTON LIBRARIES 🎉
Attention all book lovers and tech enthusiasts! We've listened to your feedback and are thrilled to introduce our latest groundbreaking service: BOOKS NOW AVAILABLE FOR RENT THROUGH TELEPATHY. 🧠💫
Starting April 1st, you’ll no longer need to wait for that next bestseller to be available. With our brand-new MindBook technology, you can now simply THINK about the book you want, and it will be instantly uploaded to your brain! No more physical books, no more e-readers – just pure, uninterrupted knowledge streaming directly into your mind. 📖➡️🧠
Here’s how it works:
- Visit the library (you'll still need to check in for your telepathic access).
- Use our new Telepathic Reader Interface (TRI) – a non-invasive, comfortable headband.
- Think about your book of choice (we suggest starting with something light, like War and Peace).
- Voilà! The content is now in your mind, ready to be "read" in seconds.
- No overdue fees, no late returns. Plus, you can read in your sleep. Dreams are now your next great reading adventure. 🌙✨
P.S. You must be at least 18 years old to sign up. Children and pets cannot participate, as we are still working on their neural networks.
Start booking your sessions today, and remember, this is an April Fools’ Day offer—so don’t wait too long to “read” about it. 😉
Visit https://farmingtonlibraries.my.canva.site to find out more!